The Great Taco Bell Robbery

Well although this isnt a recent event at Taco Bell,I thought I would tell you the story anyway. Well I was working the typical close like usual. This was back when psychotic Taco Bell shift manager Natalie was still working for Taco Bell. Well all was quiet the lobby and drive thru-s were closed, no lights on in lobby or outside. Well I see Natalie go into the office to count the days deposit. Than I hear the buzzer going off letting me know someone came into the restraunt. Well I was in the dish area and thought it was a off duty Taco Bell Employee comin in to say hi and maybe a quick Pepsi. By the time I get to the front i look and see this guy walking out the door now,not with cash or a register drawer, no he went for the big bucks, yes the Mop sign. But he placed it on the side of the building and came back in Taco Bell. I than seen it was a little punk. I was like wtf you doin punk. Get the fuck out of hear before i beat your f*cking ass b*tch. The kid left the store in a very fast fashion and all was well. Another super close by Super Employee James at Taco Bell

How does Taco Bell Prepare The Beef?

Well I had an email from someone curious about how Taco Bell prepares their beef. Well the beef comes bagged weighing 5lbs. a bag. We drop the beef in the "rethermolizer". Which is water heated to 190 degrees. It cooks in the bag like that for 30 minutes, or until t reaches a minimum serving temperature of 160 degrees.
We than pan up the beef and it sits in the "bevelace" until it is needed on the line. Well I hope that helps you as far as how Taco Bell prepares their beef.

Taco Bell Super Freak Missing

Well I have sent a invitation to the Taco Bell Superfreak a few days ago and he has not replied to me. Has the Taco Bell Superfreak disapeared or is he on a Taco Bell adventure? Stay tuned.

Taco Bell Shift Manager Danyelle

Well last night I called Taco Bell, to talk to the Taco Bell shift manager Christine, and Danyelle answered the phone. Well I asked for Christine, and she said she isn't there. I'm like hmmm ok........When I, then asked for her husband, which is Taco Bell's newest employee Odell. She tells me he isn't there either. I'm like what a bit**. That's ok, because I still am the pimp of Taco Bell, I have the owners phone number on speed dial baby.