I'm back...what do you mean finally?

Sorry that i haven't posted in...um a month...I HAVE AN EXCUSE! I WORK AT TACO BELL!!
To give you an idea of the current situation, after my first week of work, i was already working 43 hours a week, due to vacationing workers and quitting managers. Having worked at TB for one month now, i consider myself an MF'er: a master fryer. I can make them hard shell tacos like Kobe makes jump shots: kapow! Thats 8 more tacos, bitches! I clocked myself at around 130 tph, that's tacos per hour. Per hour, i say. While staring into my fry station, I realized that i make 130 tacos, which along with meat and lettuce and cheese will net $1.07. Now, I make $9.15/ hour, and minus expenses for meat and veggies, those 130 tacos probably bring in around $100. What am I getting at? Nothing, just saying is all...Also, one thing I learned was that if somebody's order is $6.07, and they give you $20, the change isn't $14.10. PAYDAY TOMORROW!! HUZZAH!!

On a side note, we need more of the enlightened border jumpers. I was gone for a month, and nothing changed...at all...WE MUST SPREAD THE GOSPEL! JOIN TBB!